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Entries from December 2007
December 22, 2007
And speaking of Jesus….
Jesus grew up after he was a baby. He must have established a neat connection with animals during his infancy, because he also chilled out with Alpacas.
December 22, 2007
The fruits of a Christmas Gift exchange
This is quite possibly the best nativity scene I have ever laid my eyes upon. It might be hard to see, they all have blond hair! Joseph doesn’t have white hair, it’s yellow; same with Mary and little baby Jesus. Jesus was Swedish apparently. I might rename this little trio – Nazi Nativity
December 20, 2007
TWO POEMS IN ONE DAY!!!!
ON PLANET RALPH RALPH IS THE KING. RALPH OVERSEES THE MATTERS OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. WHEN STARTING TO COUNT WE GO 1, 2, 3… ON PLANET RALPH IT IS THE SAME. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE A, B, C’S IT IS NOT QUITE THE SAME. HERE, WE CONTINUE ALPHABETICALLY BUT ON PLANET RALPH THEY START [...]
December 20, 2007
I’M A NATIVE NATIVE ALSO KNOWN AS DOUBLE NATIVE OR COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS NATIVE SQUARED. WHICH MEANS I AM A SUPER NATIVE. I AM MORE NATIVE THAN YOU. NATIVE. NATIVED. NATIVEST. MY MOM ISN’T EVEN AS NATIVE AS I AM. DON’T ASK ME HOW THAT HAPPENED. SHE REMAINS PRETTY DANG NATIVE THOUGH. I AM [...]
December 20, 2007
I made this painting back in June and I wasn’t sure exactly why. It’s Richie Tenenbaum on the cross. Even as I wrote that I think I should have probably put that in quotations (“the cross”). The odd thing is, a lot of people throughout the history of the entire world have been crucified. Lots [...]
December 18, 2007
a poem. KNEES KNOCKIN’, WINDS TALKIN’, BOATS ROCKIN’, THIS IS THE WORST STORM I’VE SEEN IN YEARS I’D BE FINE, BUT I’M HANGING ON THE SIDE RE-TASTING MY ONE-TOO-MANY BEERS -Eric Trine
December 18, 2007
a poem. KNEES KNOCKIN’, WINDS TALKIN’, BOATS ROCKIN’, THIS IS THE WORST STORM I’VE SEEN IN YEARS I’D BE FINE, BUT I’M HANGING ON THE SIDE RE-TASTING MY ONE-TOO-MANY BEERS -Eric Trine
December 18, 2007
simple little trick i just figured out. this could produce some really neat effects; ideas for new drawings
December 18, 2007
Heather is a ninja. Sam is also a ninja. I guess I was so focused while painting this piece that she was able to sneak up on me and scare me. Equally incredible, was Sam’s ability to snap a perfect picture of this moment with handy old polaroid.
December 18, 2007
A poem. WORRY IS COSTLY BUT IF YOU GO TO COSTCO YOU CAN BUY IT IN BULK; LIKE A GIANT KETCHUP JUG THAT WON’T GET USED UP FOR LIKE 8 YEARS OR, YOU CAN AVOID PRACTICING HYPER CONSUMPTION AND SPEND MONEY ON OTHER THINGS. BECAUSE WHO REALLY NEEDS AND EIGHT YEAR SUPPLY OF KETCHUP? -Eric [...]
