One day, probably while sitting in a class that I found boring at the particular time, I decided to write out some phrases for the acronym M.A.S.H.  Did you ever play that game as a youngster?  Anyways, I’ll post the ones that I still find semi-clever and semi-amusing. Enjoy.

Mothers Against Shit Heads.

Mormon Aqueduct Share Holders.

Mongoose Ate Snake Heads.

Man Accepted Shit Happens.

Manly Athletic Society Headquarters.

Make Another Sushi, Hurry!

Mating Always Should Help.

Missouri Ain’t Super Hick.

Mitchel Ate Snail Heads.

My Alphabet Soup Hurts.

Musical Accidents Supply Happiness.

Mutant Anteaters Slurp Here.

Muskrat Acrobats Supply Health.

Muscular Atrophy Sure Hurts.

Mistletoe Attempts; Simple Horniness.

Miss Additional Supermarkets Here.